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Captain hindsight
Captain hindsight





captain hindsight

“Oh, don’t tell me we did it again!” – BP oil driller And I ain’t got nothing to eat!” – Butters

#CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT FULL#

“Yeah but you only gave me this bucket to poop in, and it’s full now. “You aren’t going anywhere, Chaos!” – Cartman “Fellas, could you let me out please? It’s been like six days.” – Butters, as Chaos “Thank you, Captain Hindsight!” – Firefighter “They shouldn’t have built that there, because now you can’t park any firetrucks where you really need to. “And then you see that building to the left?” – Captain Hindsight And then on the roof they should have built it with a more reinforced structure, so a helicopter could have landed on it.” – Captain Hindsight You see those windows on the right side? They should have built fire escapes on those windows for the higher floors, then people could have gotten down. “And the fire is so massive, we can’t get to them!” – Other Firefighter “There’s people trapped in that burning building, Captain Hindsight!” – Firefighter “Mooom! Don’t talk to us like that we’re fucking superheroes!” – Eric Cartman “Alright, you little munchkins buckled up for safety?” – Mrs. “Mint Berry Crunch, I’m just wondering if maybe you need to add something else to the Mint Berry Crunch part of your costume.” – Cartman “I mean, exactly what is ‘Mint Berry Crunch’ supposed to mean? I get that you’re half-man and half-berry, and that you’re crunchy with some mint, but to be part of Coon and Friends you have to have a clear and more superhero kind of identity.” – Cartman







Captain hindsight